January 2012
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Anonymous asked: In regards to looking like Thor and that only getting you somewhere. That would get you into a lot of girls pants. Just sayin'. ;)
I am about to get drunk off of Mike’s Hard Lemonade. There’s only a 5% alcohol content so that should tell you something about how much I intend to drink.
How bout we take the joke “I’ll see you next year!” and let it rest.
Its overused every year. Every year.
This is a public service announcement.
December 2011
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How do I get rid of the fragment code bullshit?! God there’s so much about tumblr I don’t understand!
Fuck this hi tech stuff! I’m going back to my barbarian CDs!
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rapierwithidesinnerpain replied to your post: I just realized that most of my humor relies on…
same. minus thor.
Jessica: useless dude?
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I just realized that most of my humor relies on things that other people do or say.
Alone I am just some useless dude who happens to look like Thor.
And that only gets me so far in life.
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“But in the end, back she comes. There’s no use resisting. She goes to him for...”
– Margaret Atwood, The Blind Assassin (via hateshiploveship)
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I want you. I want you in the dark. I want you bare, no mercy or regret. With tongue and lips we’ll play. With flesh and bone we’ll dance. The night will watch us and time will take us and through a dream we’ll burst. So come with me tonight, and let us fall. Let us sit in black and white.
“But in the end, back she comes. There’s no use resisting. She goes to him for...”
– Margaret Atwood, The Blind Assassin (via hateshiploveship)
“In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get...”
– Woody Allen (via cosive)
skintones:
Band Of Horses - No One’s Gonna Love...
usedcarsalesman:
Kaiser Chiefs - Ruby
